Choosing the right birthday card for your family, best mate, colleague, cousin, or even your boss can be a tricky decision, but let’s face it, that’s the easy part. The hard part is coming up with birthday message ideas!
Fortunately, we’ve done some of the legwork for you and collected a range of birthday card wishes that will hit all the right notes, whether you’re aiming to elicit a laugh, a smile, or even a joyful tear. So, if you’re wondering how to write a birthday card, have a scroll through our message suggestions, and feel free to pick any ideas that jump out at you!
Whether you’re looking for simple birthday wishes or something a touch more comical, we’ve got you covered. But before we dive into our birthday card wishes, here’s a selection of some of our fave birthday cards for you to browse:
Birthday card messages for him
When it comes to things to write in a birthday card for him, it can be difficult to know whether you should be heartfelt or tease him instead. Whether he’s your best mate, brother, or work colleague, there are plenty of birthday messages that are ideal:
- Happy Birthday, mate I know you’ll be celebrating in style. Drink up, sip up, and eat up – it’s your day after all.
- To my best mate on his birthday, have a smashing day – and prepare for the hangover in advance.
- Each year you get a little bit wiser, remember? Happy Birthday, pal!
- I can’t say I know how old you are – but it’s probably for the best. Happy Birthday, Dude.
- To the best brother, Happy Birthday – you might annoy me every day but at least today you can have a day off…
- Happy birthday, you old git! Be as selfish as you like for one day only…
- Happy birthday bro, we’re all here to celebrate you today.
- I know I don’t always say it, but I’m so lucky to have a brother like you. Happy Birthday!
- Mate, happy birthday to you! Hope you have the best one yet…
- Let’s make this year one to remember. Happiest of birthdays to you!
Birthday card messages for her
Wondering what to write in a birthday card for your daughter, sister, or best friend? We’ve got some great ideas that you can pinch and send their way:
- As Stevie Wonder once sang, “Happy Birthday to ya… Happy Birthday to ya… Happy Biiiirthday” – you get the gist. Have a smashing day!
- Enjoy this birthday even more than the last one, mum. I love you so much, hope you know that!
- Happy birthday! Don’t worry; we’ll call your age vintage, grandma. Have a fabulous day, you really deserve it.
- Happy birthday, bestie. Wishing you a birthday as sweet and lovely as you are.
- Wishing you the best birthday ever. Enjoy your day my love.
- Eat all the cake you possibly can girl, it’s your birthday after all! Happy birthday.
- As you’re getting older, I’d recommend making your wish when blowing out your birthday candles…
- Relax on the day that’s all about you honey. Happy birthday!
- Sister, you have free reign of my wardrobe for your birthday. That’s my gift to you (on this day and this day only).
- Bestie, it’s your birthday! Let’s celebrate in style today…
Of course, you’ll need a card to write these kind wishes in, so why not peruse our amazing range of birthday cards for her and pick your favourite?
Birthday messages for your children
Let your children know just how much they mean to you by picking a heartfelt birthday message for your daughter or choose one of our cheeky birthday messages for your son:
- Son, your birthday is here again. It might make me feel another year older as well, but I hope you have a cracking day with all of your favourite people. Cheers to that!
- Blow out your candles kiddo’, there are gonna’ be more and more that sit on your cake from now on…
- Well, son, congratulations on surviving yet another year. I would give you some sage advice, but we both know it’ll go in one ear and out the other. So, instead, I’ll say happy birthday and prepare myself to pick you up after you’ve finished partying tonight.
- Happy birthday to our wonderful daughter, we hope you have a great day filled with glitz and glamour.
- You’re only this young once, so make sure you party as hard as you can.
- It’s your birthday, and you know what that means! Presents and an excessive amount of cake.
- Happy birthday, we’re so proud of the wonderful person you’ve turned into.
- Another trip around the sun! We’re so lucky you’re our son/ daughter.
- Happy birthday kidda, I hope the upcoming year is your best one yet.
- Happy birthday, today is all about you! (Just like every other day apparently…)
If you’ve got little ones, our children’s birthday cards are ideal. Here’s a little sneak peek for you to check out:
Birthday messages for your partner
Looking for messages to write in a birthday card for your partner? Whether you’re searching for birthday card messages for your wife, or you’re a little unsure of what to write in a birthday card for your boyfriend, we’ve thought of some corkers for you to use:
- Life can be so boring at times, which is why I’m glad you’re here to be bored with me. Happy birthday!
- I know I might grouch and moan at you every so often, but you know I love you really.
- Happy birthday to that special person in my life. Let’s make this a birthday to remember.
- Finally, it’s time for one of those rare days when the kids aren’t around. Let’s indulge in an extravagant meal and catch up on sleep!
- Happy birthday, let’s get this party started with plenty of champagne and celebrate growing another year older together.
- Wow, I can’t believe it’s your birthday already. I’m so happy to be here to celebrate it with you.
- So grateful we get to do life together, happy birthday!
- Happy birthday, thank you for being you.
- I can’t wait to create even more wonderful memories together next year.
- You make my life so much brighter. Have the best birthday ever!
Funny birthday messages
When it comes to funny things to write in a birthday card, there are a bunch of different routes to go down. If your loved ones just love having a laugh, then you can wish them a “Happy Birthday” with one of these comical sentiments:
- You’re older than you’ve ever been, but hey – you’re younger than you’ll ever be again!
- You’re getting so old I thought I’d have to buy you a bigger cake. Fortunately, I found some smaller candles!
- Scientific fact: the more birthdays you have, the longer you live!
- Happy birthday to a great friend! Let’s be friends until we’re old and senile…then we can be new friends all over again!
- I was going to arrange for someone beautiful to jump out of your birthday cake, but we can’t be risking heart attacks now, can we!
- Happy birthday! I would crack a joke here, but I don’t want you to hit me with your walking cane.
- Happy birthday to someone who really isn’t showing their age… or acting it!
- The older you get, the better you get. Unless you’re a banana.
- Happy birthday! You don’t look a day over fabulous.
- Nothing says happy birthday like a piece of folded card!
Select one of our funny birthday cards, then jot down one of the above birthday messages inside:
Playful birthday messages
If you’re looking for things to write in birthday cards that are a little more on the playful side, we’ve got you covered. And if you’re searching for a little more inspiration and want to view some rude birthday cards to send your playful messages in, we’ve got a whole host of them to choose from.
- I wanted to send you something sexy, but the postman told me to get out of the post box.
- Don’t go thinking you’re special just because it’s your birthday… you’re special every day!
- May your birthday be more spectacular than a unicorn farting rainbows.
- Here’s hoping that candles won’t be the only thing getting lit on your birthday!
- Happy birthday to someone who’s not a complete idiot most of the time.
- Happy birthday to someone who’s witty, charming, attractive, and always reminds me of myself.
- You might be older, wrinklier, slowing down, losing your memory and forgetting your youth, but look on the bright side… (don’t ask me what the bright side is).
- Happy birthday! At our age, ‘getting lucky’ means walking into a room and remembering why!
- Older, wiser, and still a total loser. Happy birthday!
- Old age! It’s coming for all of us. But today, it’s mainly coming for YOU.
Witty birthday messages
Perhaps you want to send some witty messages their way? In that case, these birthday card messages will help bring a smile to their face, and you can pair this with a cheeky birthday card from our range.
- Happy birthday! Thank you for always being older than me.
- May your Facebook wall be filled with messages from people you never talk to.
- Being related to me is the only gift you need.
- Smile! You’re never going to look this young ever again.
- Don’t forget: wine gets better with age, but age gets better with wine!
- Congratulations on being born! The one thing in life you got absolutely right.
- Let’s make a birthday deal: you keep looking young, and I’ll keep refusing to tell people how old you really are.
- Wishing you a birthday as unforgettable as I am.
- Today on Sesame Street, we learn the letters O, L, and D!
- Congratulations on the anniversary of your triumphant escape from your mother’s womb.
Simple birthday messages
If you prefer writing short birthday wishes for your loved one’s special day, we’ve thought of some excellent choices for you to include in your card:
- When life gives you birthdays, eat cake!
- I hope your birthday is every bit as lovely, sweet, and wonderful as you are!
- With love, kisses and birthday wishes!
- Have a happy, candle-blowing, cake-eating, wish-making, party-popping birthday!
- Age is simply the number of years that the world has been enjoying you.
- Well done for being born, many years ago!
- Happy birthday to my crazy, wonderful, charming, sweet, hilarious friend!
- Relax! At least you’re not as old as you will be next year.
- Your birthday is the day we all get to say thank you for existing!
- Happy birthday to one of my favourite people on the planet.
And you can pair these marvellous messages with one of our traditional birthday cards to match:
Caring birthday messages
Finally, if you’re on the hunt for caring and nice birthday messages to complement your card, we’ve pulled together a bunch of different options:
- You light up our lives all year round, but today we celebrate you more than ever!
- I hope you get all the best presents today because I get the gift of you every day of my life!
- I’m so grateful to have you in my life, and wishing you a happy birthday is the least I can do in return!
- I hope your heart is filled with happiness on your birthday because you fill mine with joy all year round!
- Wishing you all the happiness your heart can hold, and some extra to set aside for a rainy day!
- I’m always grateful to have you in my life, but today I have the perfect excuse to celebrate you.
- Treat yourself to all the best things on your birthday, as you’re one of the best things in my life!
- Wishing you all the birthday joy and love as you get ready for another rotation around the sun!
- The very happiest of birthdays to one of life’s best people. I am grateful for every day we spend on Earth together!
- Hoping your birthday is as full of fun and laughter as you make our lives every day.
Hopefully you’re now feeling super inspired by the above happy birthday wishes! And of course, don’t forget to grab a gift for your loved one too from the thortful gift shop. We’ve got wine, gin, chocolate, and more for you to indulge them with.
Next, for more inspiration on what to write in other cards, head over to the thortful blog. There you can dive into guides on the best milestone birthday messages, birthday messages for colleagues, as well as how to say happy birthday in different languages.
And if you’ve sadly lost a loved one, birthdays can be a particularly difficult time. So, with this in mind, we’ve also pulled together some happy heavenly birthday wishes to help you honour their memory.
